suck on my nine

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"

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Behind the nine ball

A little worse than being behind the eight ball. I have said this MANY times and very few peeps catch it. They all hear 'behind the eight ball' LOL

You: "That guy is DEEP SHIT!!"

Me: "Yeah, he's behind the nine ball"

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lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun

Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)

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melt some nines

to play guitar in a pointlessly virtuoso manner; to shred in a hyperactive, yet ultimately pointless fashion. so named because playing this fast can ostensibly cause guitar strings to melt, especially if they are gauge nine, or other similarly thin strings.

yngwie malmsteen: "observe! i will now proceed to melt some nines!"

twiddly-guitar fanboys: "oooooooh"

two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(

no two thousand nine.

sixty-nine cents

not enough money for chicken nuggets

"hey how much money do you have?"
"oh like sixty-nine cents"
"oh you know what that means!"
"i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
*cri*

Nine leaky fish

The Nine Leaky Fish means very rare people who haven't finished basic education, don't have common sense, or are illiterate.

The word is combined with two parts "Nine" and "Leaky Fish."
Leak fish means the fish slipped out from the fishnet.
Nine means China's nine-year basic education.
Currently, 95% of teenagers in China have finished this education, which makes leaky fish rare.

The words are trending in China because of the actor "Wang Yi Bo." In a live-steaming commercial activity. He supposes to write Chinese "到此一游，" which means "Come here for a trip. " He writes it wrong, and something like "Come here for a trap."

He is also supposed to sign the name of his role in The Untamed, but can't write the word "蓝," the family name of the part. The word means the color Blue in China, which is very commonly used.
That is why he is mocked and called "Nine Leaky Fish."

What is the meaning of Nine Leaky Fish?

Why is the nine-leak fish Wang Yibo?
Nine leak fish are so deceiving