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Her pussy cookie keeps her feeling young even though she is far older.
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Delicious and nutritious! If you think they're a "poor excuse for cookies" you obviously haven't tried them.
Non-vegan: These vegan cookies are freaking awesome!
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Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.
After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.
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A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on "Saved By The Bell."
The pledges had to play the "Cookie Game" last night prior to their initiation.
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a cookie from cookie run:kingdom that should totally give me his gender.. cause i want it.
it's also canon that he has melanin. (like all the other cookies of darkness)
crk artists, i beg you to stop whitewashing him in drawings. he is not a pale and pasty pastry.
he is the supplier of my gender inspiration.
"do you know who licorice cookie is?"
"oh yea, you mean that really cool cookie from crk that DEFINITELY HAS MELANIN?"
"yea!!!"
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A person who is small but eats a lot but is still super skinny
She’s eating 10 slices of pizza how is she so skinny?
Because she’s a cookie dumpling