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For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.
Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.
Often referred to as an E.M.B.
Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB
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The act of doing the horizontal mambo over an electrical box in the middle of a neighborhood.
Clancking buckets while listening to the electric slide.
Dirty dancing!
"Dude jolene, I totally saw ashley doing the electrical box slide."
"No way dawg, that's hella funny. I hope she left a goodie bag."
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One badass stun-glove made by and jealousy guarded by Cryptosporidum.
Yo, you do not want t be bitchslapped by an electric power glove!
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Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.
Side effects:
Impregnation
Bruising
Welting
Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs
Blindness
Retardation
Loss of hearing
Stroke
Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)
Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.
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A movement among christians who believe that the discovery of electricity came form the devil to turn the world toward sin. They point to tv,movies and ceel phones as an example.
They seek to come to power and then do away with electricity and electronics either trashing them and/or burning them up.
My preacher is in the electricity is the work of the devil movement.
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on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not
Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloo
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year
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A catchphrase of a backyard wrestler, clearly ripped off from The Rock.
Terry: Hey, dude, what's up?
Me: *Standing on top of a ladder* CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY?!