lay off beard

Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?

Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"

Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."

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Pho Phuc Lai

A whole new level of lying.

Vietnamese restaurant in Toronto. Subject of a joke by russell peters

HEY! DON'T LIE. DAT'S A PHO PHUC LAI!!! You fuckin blow job.

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Frito-Lay Effect

The Frito-Lay Effect describes the size of a bag of Frito-Lay chips going down. However, it can also relate to any type of food item decreasing in size. It has been happening in recent years and has been happening severely since the 2009 recession. It makes most people mad.

Yolanda:

What in the world is happening. A month ago these cheetos came with 4 oz, now they only come with 2.75 oz!

Wahid: The Frito-Lay Effect man, the Frito-Lay Effect.

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lay my head

sleep

This right here is where I lay my head.

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lay down the Persian

a reference to cut a rug; to dance very well and impress others. Persians being the best type of rug

"Fred's a great dancer, hang around and watch him lay down the Persian"

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lay down the law

Start controlling the situation and enforce your rules.

"I layed down the law and now my wife doesnt cheat on me anymore."

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Lay off the sauce

Give up alcohol. It is usually said of someone who drinks too much.

You'd rather lay off the sauce, Jack, or else you'll soon count worms.

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