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The lethal process by which your asshole is expanded in diameter through a series of anal penetrations.
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a brand of cereal. and a magazine
i was sitting at the table eating a bowl of life cereal and reading life magazine.
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A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).
"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"
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The silliest expression of god's bent sense of humor possible.
Hmm, lets see... how can I fuck humankind over everywhichway and then make them act against all their inborn impulses and needs?
I got it. I won't let them know what happens after their life is done. And, I'll make an afterlife contingent on believing in me only because of a story. Kind of like someone believes in the tooth fairy. But, adults will need to believe in the crazy story too! The story will make no rational sense at all.
Yep, that's it.
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Life is dark, but it's also beautiful. People should definately live each day as if it were their last. In the end you die... which is also beautiful.
I want my funeral to be a celebration of my life... not a mourning of my death.
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