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when u licking the pussy and she squirts in your boots
Bro i was having sex with her and she gave me pilgrim shoes!
When you go into a bathroom and you can tell who is on the toilet based on their shoes.
I dont know what you ate last night but i know that was you in the bathroom earlier. I was shoe shopping to see who was the nasty person in the bathroom earlier.
Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.
Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends
hey man you wana see my track shoes
A Jewish man that never changes his shoes.
There goes the Rabbi, and he's wearing the same orthodox shoe as always.
N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.
"Tammy's been on Cletus like a cheap suit all night. I bet she's got the ol' pudding shoe
The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.
"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."