Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

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People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.

If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.

Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."

Example A:

"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."

This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.

Example B:

"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."

This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.

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floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.

"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"

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following the wrong god home

go put on your red shoes and start following the wrong god home

im cool..
why?
coz i am

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When keepin it real goes wrong

when keepin it real goes wrong is a hardcore song by the band emmure. you should listen to it.

i was moshing at the emmure concert yesterday when they played "when keepin it real goes wrong"

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someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

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I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.