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On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short
Imagine being a tall retard. People with names like JOE, CODY, and JACK can be tall retards.
Cody is a big tall retard
It’s good being tall (sometimes)
Short Friend: Why are you so tall?
Tall Friend: Are you fucking dumb?
people we look up to. legends, leaders, achievers
I've always looked up to the talls who walk among us.
Something you can't be
Omg look how short you are
Your never gonna be tall ;)
Someone calling you tall after you have done something stupid, is a nicer way of calling you a retard
Guy 1#: Dies from storm in a battle royale
Guy #2: Dude you are so tall, you could have easily avoided that...