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When a bunch of guys get in a circle and use their right hand to jerk the guy to their right off.
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Someone who has done something rude, offensive, or otherwise unpleasant by your standards. Often times, "jerk" simply does not qualify as the proper "dis" so jerk face must be used. Derived from the english words "jerk" and face".
"Oh snap, Darryl just broke up with Sha nay-nay a day before her birthday! He is such a jerk face!"
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A motion done with the hand simulating
masturbation. Instead of just conveying an
opinion of someone, it can also be used to convey
to a friend or co-worker what a complete and
utter waste of time something is (or was).
Joe: So how do feel about spending two days
preparing for a meeting and then it's cancelled?
Moe: (simultaneously rolls eyes, makes a wry face
and performs the air jerk)
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Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.
"Dude I just got Alley Jerked behind that warehouse for only four dollars!"
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A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.
Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.
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Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.
"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"
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the act of masturbation while thinking of the visual image of a girl you had seen earlier that day
going to the mall and seeing lots of hot girls and then going home and whip the one-eyed willy until he violently pukes
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