Horny

When a male or female partner feels a strong sexual desire, especially in dogs.

I walked in to the camp feelin’ horny. I felt a pulsate on my butt. It was the Nazi Fascist. I think his name was Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch. He felt my butt as I walked to the burning oven. Many other dogs were in their too. They were all helpless. I turned around. Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch looked at me and said a long German word. I think it meant “Kill Anne Frank” but I don’t know. Was my cousin Anne in this concentration camp? I quickly remembered my time in Alabama. If Anne was here, then, Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch must be my uncle. I looked around for an escape. I remember what my uncle did. Anne Frank was forced to live in an attic for several months before my uncle Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch came and made her suck his long dick. The doggie lifestyle has quickly gotten to me. I Emma Frank, am a jew dog, and I to live beneath the jew code. I looked around for escape but there was nothing. Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch took me onto the side of the oven, I knew what he was about to do. He quickly morphed into SpiderMan and crawled up the oven. bringing me and donkey kong to his secret lair. I knew that the balcony wasn’t fun. Then I saw my cousin Anne. She looked very pretty in the bar. Almost too pretty. I brought her into the bathroom and immediately took her right leg- Oh shit! HES BACK. IT WAS JUST A DREAM I PASSED OUT. Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch or should I say SpiderMan made breakfast for my dog. He and I were both married and Anne Frank ate kibbles and bits.

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Horny

Bored

I am horny

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horny

fares abozina

this guy is so "horny"

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Horny

nickname for Dubya speechwriter and Maryland resident Jonathan Horn that was given by George W. Bush

Horny published books on American History.

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Horny

Whores at their knees

Too Horny!{}

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Horny

Stop looking this up you thirsty dorks go actually engage in real life stuff....WTF!

Jim: hey Jared go get a life your too horny.

Jared:No way man i need to waste my life just like soo many other kids in this world...yay.

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Heart Horny

Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.

"idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday."
"wdym?"
"just, wanted to have someone, idk."

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