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One of the more historical towns on the famous Jersey Shore. Between Asbury and Bradley. Its filled with Old Victorian beachfront homes. The town itself is crazy diverse. Its one of the most religious towns (no bars or liquor stores allowed) yet has one of the highest gay/lesbian populations. People are generally nice, can be a little stuck up. But for the most part people are hippy pot smoking, yoga loving, church goers.
The town is awesome, right next to Asbury Park's down town.Everything you need is in walking distance. The beaches are clean and nice, with a little fishing pier. The town has a bunch of shops, an ampitheater church, concerts on the boardwalk and summer tent homes (which have a 100 year waiting list to get).
The town generally has no benny's but a lot of weirdos. Many of the Marlboro Hospital insane asylum patients now live in the area after the Hospital closed down. The town is generally safe though.
Guy One: Lets go to Ocean Grove to surf.
Guy Two: Sounds good, then lets go to Day's to get ice cream.
A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
A word to mess with you friends so they get very confused
Hey man potato ocean
(Adjective) An offense deemed severe enough to justify action of the rest of the group throwing you into the ocean
Person 1: "Yo I'm playing Fortnite right now!"
Person 2: "Unfortunately that would count as an oceanable offense, and you know what that means..."
Person 3: "Oh god..."
When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds
On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
The art of filling a woman's ass with cheap booze and then shoving your dick in and trying to bust a nut before she sprays like a whale in the ocean.
That midget just got the ocean spray from Ryan!