Uptown Funk

When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.

Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?

Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away

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funked out

1. to dress down but still look great!

2. to dress so that something that would normally look bad looks good

3. anything taken to the extreme having a positive effect

Her dress was funked out!

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Thong Funk

The moist build up, on a females Thongunderwear after walking or moving around for a while in the Thong

"Yo I GOTS to change my drawers, I gots thong funk building up"

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p funk

White, powdered heroin, usually found on the east coast of the united states, that can be snorted or injected...as opposed to black tar heroin which has a "tar" consistency and can only be injected.

yo, don't you miss that killer p funk we used to get from the Bronx?

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Funk-Hole

Adjective: A Very Dirty, Gray and hairy part of the Vaginal area.

2: A Speaker-Phone, Its where the Music/Funk comes out of

Dude, I went to the Strip-club and saw nothing but Funk-Holes!

2. Gimme the Godamn Funk-Hole, man!

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banana funk

a goddamn asshole, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Dude 1: 'I'm American maaaaan.'
Dude 2: 'Word, Banana funk brother!'

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G-Funk

A nickname for Mediocre (er, Great) Falls, Montana. Common place to grow up in and then leave once realization that there is so much more in the world.

"Dude, I'm going home to G-Funk this weekend."
"Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that."

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