Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.

The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.

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[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

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Office Space It

taking any electronic device that stopped working and beating the crap out of it.

we are so going to office space the shit out of that laptop. WERE GOING TO OFFICE SPACE IT!

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office couple

Two people who work together and have sexual tension so thick that everyone can feel it. They use any excuse to flirt and chat at the office, but one or both are married to other people. It can make work functions a bit uncomfortable when the spouses attend.

I can't tell if they're just an office couple or are truly having an affair.

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office supplies

Code for Alcoholic beverages

Dude, did you get the office supplies?

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officing around

the act of goofing off in your work setting, typically an office to many people.

dooood, stop officing around you're going to get fired!

boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!

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Office Safari

The act of crisscrossing the office, looking in drawers, closets, cabinets, and talking to coworkers, in order to find an item.

Where is that Windows 7 install CD?

I don't know.

Well, time to go on an office safari!

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