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A popular and expensive energy drink, containing the active ingredient 'Taurine', literally translated in Romanian as 'bull piss' or loosely translated as 'bull sperm'. Everybody that drinks it in Romania is convinced it is actually one of these ingredients, but they drink it anyway because it works awesome.
Let's drink some red bull sperm and get energized.
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The creature that drove all the unicorns into the sea. Owned by King Hagard.
King Hagard got the Red Bull to drive all the unicorns into the sea, so it would make him happy.
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The product of the circular candy Smarties after they have been liquified.
Boy:Red Bull tastes like a rainbow
Girl: No i think it tastes like the blood of a Klingon
Man: It's a bird, it's a plane.....
Woman: What is that?
Boy: No I think that is liquified Smarties!
(Then the boy realizes that he is all alone because Red Bull does F'ed up things to you when consumed)
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bad for u but its so good, diet red bull has 200 mg of sodium! great with vodka!
way better then any soda
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something only real morons would participate in; of course they learn the hard way when a bull decides he's having rump roast for dinner
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it among other energy drinks is wht keeps me alive and makes me jump higher at track meets!!!
"fuck! i'm having a red bull crash!!.." "COACH!!! WE NEED TO STOP AND GET MORE RED BULL!!!"
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Malt Liquor for the mature alcoholic. With an alcohol content of 10% and a low, low price that appeals to high-school students and natives alike, two 40s of this nectar of the gods can make you the life of the party, or send you to the emergency room. Brewed by Pabst in the US of A but found in Canada.
Black Bull has alot of potential to be one of the best in Canada. The fact that it weighs in at 10% makes it a true heavyweight. All in all when you first smell this badboy you want to cringe, but as soon as you start to swill you find your self quite satisfied. -40ozmaltliquor.com
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