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Craig

Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.

When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.

Craig decided to hang up on Mark again while we were talking about the CIA.

by AltiorPotentia April 2, 2021


Craig

A jerk that will screw with your mothers mind and fuck her over and over. Don't let a Craig in your life.

Jaylnn-Craig is marrying my mom I'm moving out
Claire-I feel you mom

by StraightGay46 October 30, 2019


Craig

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines

Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig

by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023


Craig

Craig is a piece of shit. He’s a real soy boy, a loser, a freak, a dumb baby diaper head.

Man, I hope my date doesn’t turn out to be a Craig

by Cltcltclt November 23, 2021


Craig

Craig is the universally accepted name for boys younger then you specifically year 7s

Sam:Look at all those Craig’s

Wilf: They think that they’re cool but they’re names are craig

by BoredNurse January 10, 2020


craig

a ball of shit

oh yeah that dung beetle over there, that's pulling some craig

by googoobabamonk May 26, 2022


Craig

Someone you can make disappear without a lot of thought or effort if you got the money.

Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020