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Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013


guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.

"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"

by MajorTrouble July 19, 2013


Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.

Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug

by Dick Hymen February 13, 2008


sneaky goblin

When man/woman farts and it rolls to the front and, oh so delicately, tickles the balls/clitoris.

Yo bro, you seem a little tense...hemorroids acting up? Nah, just a sneaky goblin.

by Jrmoragf July 19, 2017


Goblin krew

a gay bboy group that dances to techno. and also likes to do each other..

reeper had sex with gambler to techno music.


Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!

by sexyman leon March 17, 2009


Poo Goblin

The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.

Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again

by GothMowgli May 24, 2022


Goblin Slayed

a slang term to get raped by someone.

my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones

by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 9, 2018