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It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
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See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch
Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.
Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.
See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.
See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.
Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
Similar to scoping out attractive individuals at the mall, campus, etc., but done from one's couch by swooning over celebrity men or women on TV or in the movies.
"I was couch whoring it up today watching a ton of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg movies."
(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.
Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.
A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand
"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"
Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina
Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?
A: The tiny section of the couch available on a regular basis because someone less deserving with much more free time on their hands has spread their unshowered gelatinous ass meat and back rolls and accompanying snacks, ashtray, Blaney, marijuana rolling tray, one dirty sock food stamp card, book they're not reading, pillow they took out of your room that now smells like their armpit, open highlighter, loose change, snot filled napkin, cell phone and rapid charger with cord that they swear they bought, and list of "Things To Do," all of which when shoved over toward the aromatic eyesore yields a sliver section on the furniture that you paid for available to you called a Couch Crevice. There is another version of Couch Crevice which ....
B: describes the friendly homeless meth-whores randomly deposited in the living room by roommates that have already enjoyed their company and were thoughtful enough to leave them behind to entertain others and steal things.
A; "Dude, suck in some of your funk and sweep off enough Doritos so I can squeeze my ass cheeks into a Couch Crevice and watch this educational program with you."
B: "Dude, who's the new Couch Crevice and when do I get to dip into Her? She's kinda hot for missing so many teeth."