small wondered

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A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.

Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.

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small talk

idle, relaxed conversation

This is no time for small talk. We have get the ingredients quickly.

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Small Kid

Small kid..small kid..One struggles to describe the kiddy-ness.. A bit doig, a bit Fish. Burden tay you may ask? Think of a beige Nissan with spray-painted blue rims. What kind of monkey rat pudding would do that.... a Small Kid, that's who...Getting the picture?
See also: Jimmy B

"Jimmy B, You are a such a f**king small kid!"

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small milk

A person who is gay....

Large 600ml milks are for men while the 375ml milks are for the fags especialy if it is strawberry

that guy is small milk

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Small Fry

A penis that is so small, it can be compared to a McDonald's french fry.

Your small fry is quite embarrassing.

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so small

a reference in South Park (Chimpokoman), refering to penis size.Also the phrase "so small" must be acted out with showing how small with ones hand.

my friend Aaron is so small.

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smalls disease

When a person says they are going to stop masterbating becasue they think its a chore, but in actuality they are still masterbating 21 times a week. They just say that so people doint think that they masturbte all the time. Other symptoms include if u live next to a hot girl named Venessa and u dont take advantage of it.

Oh my god kris, brendan will never stop masterbating he just has smalls disease and will always have it, he cant pull a wool over our eyes. PLus he lives next to that hot girl named Vee, man shes awesome

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