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Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry
Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!
The act of putting a testicle into a woman’s vagina.
Bro I hooked up with Brittany last night. And gave her an oyster pearl!
The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
Scotty was out of lube so he shagged Amanda with Vicks and gave her a spicy oyster
An aggressive vagina
I’ve heard that chick likes to put out. She has an aggressive vagina. A tenacity oyster, if you will .
Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.
"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"
The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."