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The paradox takes place when a self destructive personality takes a tab of acid hoping for a bad trip. The bad trip doesn’t take place and the user is left disappointed. By definition making the trip a bad trip but also not.
Can be used to avoid a bad trip, don’t recommend risking it.
“What did you get up to on the weekend?”
“Took a tab of acid hoping to trip balls and believe I’m a giant orange that everyone on earth wants to peel but it didn’t happen so I’m pissed”
“Bro is that like some mad paradox or something?”
“Idk man let’s call it illways paradox”
Paradox in which you are stuck in a situation where you can't decide whether to give hope or reject one's feelings basically having no other ways to deal with something until it dies off.
I.e: Someone who is afraid of commitment but doesn't want to hurt the other's feeling by rejecting them.
Officially named after the person who caused the paradox hypothesis
"Damn bro im in a Martultimatum paradox with this girl rn" "Make up your mind bro"
The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
In a trade situation, when coming into a problem on a work site the requires a photo of an area, the moment that the problem is acknowledged the photo destroys itself and any evidence that it ever existed ceases to exist.
“Can you find a photo of the piezo? I can’t find it.”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy”
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”
The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness
Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww
Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.
My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox