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An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.
Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!
Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...
Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.
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an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.
That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.
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The devil himself. Someone extremly annoying. His family hates him. Somebody that wont shut up. A nonce.
Your mom is being such a Mayson Ray parker today. She won't shut up
A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.
I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!
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Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.
*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.
"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer
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Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.
Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!
Dude, you went completely Sam Parker on me !
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One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh
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