"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

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Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

Doot pen

A marijuana vape pen. Also known as carts or carrridges.

Hey Orion can I hit the doot pen?

african bic pen

is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.

african bic pen

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

Pen Clicking

When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.

Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!

pen state

Worst college ever

Do we have to go to pen state