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When you're talking to your bro, and all of a sudden he gets hella piss and upset like girl pmsing and your bro won't STFU or Calm his tits
Nick Orlov driving and he goes Insta-Period
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A period of time lasting up to ten days till the end of the month during which cops are on their menstrual cycle. Much like the female menstruation period, cops become distastefully irritable, and pissy. Additionally, the more severe symptoms do not necessarily mirror that of a woman's cycle. These symptoms are displayed in the extremes and include, but certainly are not limited to: condescension, abrasiveness, anger, aggression, hostility, and in some cases brutality. Simply put, these expressions are a conscious means to provoke people to talk back or to stand up for themselves in a way that the po-po deem intolerable. If this method shows no promise, the victim will be wrongfully accused of something in hopes of receiving admittance. At this point, if a reasonable means to issue a ticket and/or make an arrest is still not found, the bacon will lie about the legality of a potential misdemeanor, ordinance, or felony. The phases of the PMC (Pig Menstruation Cycle) however, are opposite in the progression of stages. Symptomatic changes are most severe in the latter half of the cycle and progressively exacerbate each day. This stage is commonly referred to as PPS, or Postmenstrual Pig Syndrome and usually occurs within the last five days of the month. In essence the pig period is a time of anger and desperation. Desperation to write as many tickets or make as many arrests as needed to sufficiently satisfy their quota; which does exist despite anyone in any position telling you different.
Driver: "Dude, this pig has been riding my ass for the past 3 miles, what the fuck is his problem?"
Passenger: "Dude, the bacon are on their pig period."
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1. A historical period drama is a work of art set in, or reminiscent of, an earlier time period. Used in the context of television, theater or movies.
2. An offensive slang term for a 'chick flick', a movie that appeals mainly to women.
1. Pride and Prejudice was an excellent period drama.
2. I hate it when my SO forces me to watch one of her period dramas.
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Actual Meaning: Cuddle me, run my belly, feed me chocolate and leave me the fuck alone week.
Welp babe, looks like it's period week again.
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the period of time where things are wet. with alcohol.
Oh man! I can't wait for wet period, it has been so boring knitting on friday and saturday nights!
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When Bradford is eating out his girlfriend Summer in the book "Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery" it's her time of the month and she gives him an unexpected surprise. Something worse than a fart in the face.
In a daze, he wipes the red fluid off his chin with the back of his hand and thinks, "Bloody hell! She period queefed on me!"
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A sport originating in the eighteenth century in which two women settle a dual of pre-menstrual angst by scissoring until one party passes or taps out.
Connie: Why the hell am I so pissed whenever you're around!?
Gertrude: Why don't you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow!
Connie: I'm going to...
Alan, interrupting: Are you two PMSing or what? You need to settle this with some period fencing.
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