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you know the girls think of 'em
mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.
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Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.
These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.
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a ROBLOX game where you spend all of your Robux for useless gamepass and also get harrassed by stupid scammers
Kreekcraft: Pet simulator x is a cool game
Some dude: oh yeah that game where you get scammed and spend all ur robux for game pass
A toy used to be collected or played with. It is a good toy if you are young but it is strange if you still play with them instead of collecting them when you are older. They mostly look like girls and are mainly played with by girls.
Girl: I just got a new Littlest Pet Shop!
Other Girl: Me too!
Both Girls: Yayyyy
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Blaming something else for trying to steal your Hamburger or your wife.
Hey! Stop stealing a pet named Steve!
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When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.
Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?
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Think of them as a white version of Outkast.
Man, both Outkast and Pet Shop Boys have so much depth, an album of their B-sides would be better than 'most anyone else's studio album.
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