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What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.
My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.
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The replacement phone you receive when you send your normal phone to the company to fix it.
"Hey, dude whatsup?"
"Not much, my iPhone broke so I got a loner phone."
"I see."
"Loner phones suck!"
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girl who does not pick up the phone or rejects incoming calls
She's a phone bitch and has the nerve to deny it.
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It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you
DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.
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when you mass send someone an extremely long message and they receive it as multiple pages.
Alex: Dude, my phone was going off for hours last night.
David: Sounds like you got phone bombed!
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some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.
Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!
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a separate line a weed dealer keeps to keep in contact with his clients. ideally a pay as you go phone without any ties to the dealer's name or information.
client: yo, i got yo number from my boi,he said u were good for some green.
dealer: woah hold up man, lemme call you on my other phone.
client: aiiite, i got you, just call me on that weed phone of yours.
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