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When you place a wad of toilet paper in the empty bowl before you take a shit. This "pillow" muffles the sound...so no one knows you're shitting.
Friend: I'm going out of town this weekend with Mike for the first time and staying in a hotel. How will I poop without him knowing?
Me: Dude, just make a shit pillow.
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A large long pillow single people like to have to make them feel happier.
Person 1. Dude I just saw my friend hanging out with this girl. I’m so lonely
Person 2. Bro. Just buy a body pillow. It will solve all your problems.
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The act of switching pillow faces when a pillow becomes too warm due to absorption of the sleeper's body heat. This act can be accomplished by turning the pillow over, revealing the unused and cool side, or by getting a new pillow.
Last night I was pretty hot after doing my girlfriend. So my pillow got really hot and I couldn't fall asleep. That's when I pulled a pillow substitution. It was some tag-team, fresh action.
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A LGBTQ+ woman who would rather to receive sexual Stimulation, instead of giving it
Someone- are you a pillow princess?
Someone else- no what the donkey i am a male
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Receiving anal sex.
Face down, ass up.
Jerry is such a pillow biter, you can tell by the way he walks.
You can tell Jerry is the pillow biter cos he acts the girl.
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One who likes to receive, as opposed to one who enjoys giving to others
Are you just some pillow biter, or are you interested in a give and take relationship
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The amusing/somewhat awkward chit chat after a satisfying round of bumpin uglies.
Pillow Talk consists of...
Women: discussing their issues...
Men: sleep.
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