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After getting caught for the robbery, Jimmy was sentenced to a two year career at the licence plate factory
A sex act, involving two people, where one person lies prone with a glass pie plate over their face and the other deficates onto the pie plate.
Did you see the German porn flick where that girl took a Vienna Hot Plate??
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A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.
While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.
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To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.
We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.
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When a persons nipples are so large they rival that of dinner plates.
AKA Huge Nipples
Did you see Deborah's dinner plate nips...fuckers were so big I could have ate off em.
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1) n. A ridiculously good looking girl, generally from Cincinnati, who flatulates during anal sex, to a degree which is nasally unbearable.
2) v. The intentional act of expelling bodily gas while recieving anal sex.
3) n., v. A type of sex, historically favored by many Cincinnati residents, in which a particularly gaseous man amd a particularly gaseous woman flatulate during sex repeatedly, sometimes in unison or in competition with each other.
1) "Yeah I took her home but we should have gone to her house, it turns out that chick was a Cincinnati hot plate. I febreezed last night and my room still stinks."
2) "Bill, if you don't stop telling people what we did, the next time we do it, I'm gonna Cincinnati hot plate you until you throw up."
3) n. "You wanna Cincinnati hot plate? Go to Felipe's House of Tacos and Kabobs. The girls who eat there can't help but to give you a Cincinnati hot plate."
v. " The newlyweds were appalled to learn that the older couple liked to eat big dinners and go home early to Cicinnati hot plate all night."
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A Pineys way of saying hakuna matata
"Yo Bro, thanks for letting us crash here"
"No Problem man, Boobs on a hot plate."
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