Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie

Guess what, im poping in my khakis

Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable

Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

fax the pope

Jacking off

Bro, this girl gave me blue balls so I had to fax the pope

Picker Pope

A holy man dressed in the finest clothing who calculates the perfect card for the perfect moment.

In our new game called, "UR-BANNED DIC-TIONARY", we have a player who claims the role as Picker Pope (trademark pending).

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth

That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.