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From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"
A penis.
I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.
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To slap ones anus many times until you hear a suction noise, at this point the anus is very tender. When you begin to poke the anus your finger will simply tear through soft tissue and fluid will leak.
Guy 1: " Hey did you hear what happened to Mark?"
Guy 2: " yeah he annoyed phil so mark gave that noob a pork sunday"
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Roast pork is slang for fire police
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
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The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
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1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?
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1. A word used to take place of the word penis.
2. A knife used to cut pork.
Ha! his pork knife is only 2 inches long!
Man, that pork knife is very sharp.
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