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Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
Benitez a giga chad that should win the election. He carries the Baylen Levine community. He is a very cool and mature person.
You should agree with benitez for president!
complete shit and if the principal's name begins with an "A" run for your life.
presidency school rtn is a good school but the people there are absolute shit
Playing President is a discreet way of saying "to take a dump". If you play president, you're pretending to drop bombs into the Pacific Ocean.
when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.
“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”
A drunken psychopath that storms around his house laughing in a hysterical manner while demanding to see your penis.
“Ahah ahaha lemme see your cock”! “Brah low key your totally the next president of Catalina”