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Marley: I was gonna fuck this guy last night until I found out he had Fanta pubes
Emma: Ewww! I hate Fanta pubes they make me wanna vomit
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Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.
i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors
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A check with pubic hairs taped or glued to it. Used to pay a bogus debt or for sore losers who lose a bet.
I sent in a nice hairy pube check today to pay that speeding ticket.
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When you have sex so hard and fast, that friction ignites your pubes setting them on fire.
Babe, the first 30 seconds was amazing. The 31st second was where it went all wrong, I got ginger pubes and had to dunk my ball in the sink.
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When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!
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When you shave your pubes in a girls mouth during intercourse
hey babe..wanna do the pube shave?
sure hunny
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What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.
Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave down there?"
Sweeny: "YOUR PUBES"
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