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a man pleasuring his genitalia.
"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."
When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.
James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night
When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
The WaterPump : originated from the outskirts of Toronto
It's when woman laying on her back holding her black King's ankles while he holds her ankles back. The second black king will then slide inside her and each pump of her ankles will allow the second king to reach the depths of pleasure she did not know was possible - hence the waterpump.
- How the hell you describe that with no pic?
- don't you know? the Water pump will make sure no one leaves thirsty
After you work out your veins are swollen and your feeling stronger then ever
Bro i just hit the gym i have crazy arm pump u don’t want to arm wrestle
Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach
Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump
Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.