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The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way.
The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calling.
When taking a woman from behind accidently (or purposely) thrusting her head through a wall.
dude! i was taking lisa from behind and accidently Rhino punched her.
When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.
Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*
When a female is punched directly in the taco. The female version of getting racked.
Did you see that? Dick just dropped too one knee and did a double taco punch on Jane. She deserved tho she racked him hard.
(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.
when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.
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to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse
Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet
Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.
My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!
The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.