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Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

by Aennus February 26, 2011


Purple Sausage

Created after a penis enters a blue-waffle. A srivled up dick.

Purple Sausage

by RavenRiotRoth January 28, 2011


Purple Ram

The black sheep of the black sheeps, the unconformist that doesn't conform to either conformity or unconformity, is generally seen as weird or bizarre, and is agreed by everyone else that he/she/it belongs in the Twilight Zone.

Idiom: "There's a black sheep in every family. However, if instead you have the purple ram, well: you're totally fucked!"

by BaconFTW!!! January 21, 2010


Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood March 25, 2018


Purple Peeler

The grand architect of the universe, the chaddest of chads.

Purple Peeler and Nawfal invented the term running a train.

by Motix October 04, 2021


Purple Mouflette

Dirty, Stinky Nigger Pussy

Go eat that Purple mouflette

by Pmouflette January 02, 2020


Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018