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It means you are beautiful amazing smart and will have good luck
Hey you are Ray._.833
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when you rip a fart right in front of some one and then just casually walk away
dude I just pulled a Ray Johnson on the bus driver when I was getting off
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Member of the animal kingdom that gave the ultimate payback to Steve Irwin. The gators and snakes will forever owe it.
The sting ray stabbed Steve Irwin
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The stinging in between your cheeks after pooping, as if you didn't wipe properly.
"Excuse me, I have to go wipe my sting ray"
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Somebody who can take a Giada de Laurentiis dish and cook it in 30 minutes or less!
"That Giada dish...well I did a Rachel Ray on it! I get to enjoy the same flavors with half the time!"
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An ugly woman who thinks she knows german but really she keeps saying i shit myself. Usually a frau ray husband chases frau ray with spiders, makes fun on her migranes, and she boasts she used to have hair down to her waist when she was a surfer chick.
Hey remember our old german teacher?
Oh yeah she was a real frau ray
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Emily Ray is as close to perfect a human can be. The ability for Emily to supply happiness to the people closest in her life, and even if you just walk past her you only get good happy vibes. She is extremely creative and has a beautiful personality that is impossible to not fall in love with. You can spend everyday together and it still doesn't feel like enough. There's not a moment when you don't want to be with her and she is always the first person to come to your mind when something great happens in your life because you know she will appreciate it as much as you. She's so goofy and is able to always keep you laughing till your stomach hurts. This girl is so special and deserves more than anyone in this world could give her. She will make you feel like no one else has before. She is unbelievably pretty on the outside but even more stunning on the inside. She will be your everything and you will love every second you have to spend with her.
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