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What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."
she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.
Other side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
Someone you rush into a relationship with that doesn't last very long our end very well.
Beth: Didnt you just start dating Tom?
Sarah: yeah but it was just a quickburner relationship..easy come easy go
Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever
Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them
When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless
She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets
Person: Hey do you have a good relationship?
Person 2: No I don't and neverwill
basically the same as being single or in the friendzone
I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out