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When you are having intestinal blow out and you take the risk of farting but it turns out to be a shart.
My diabetic friend, Tom, tells me every time ge eats cupcakes he spends the next few days playing Polish Roulette.
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A dangerous game of chance in which a student chooses not to do any of his homework, counting on the next day of school being a snow day.
The term comes from Russian Roulette.
"Dude you got the math homework?"
"Dude...it's snowing out...I'm playin snow day roulette, baby."
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This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.
Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.
When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.
Dude, what took you so long in there?
I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.
You write 'Fuck You' in a text message, and flick through your phone book at random, and bam! Thats fuck you roulette!
"Dude I totally just sent a fuck you roulette to my mum"
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A bunch of girls line up in Porter potty‘s you go down the line one pump at a time then repeat until one woman gets jizzed in they are the loser that has to pay child support.
Boss man became pregnant after participating n French Henry Roulette.
It's when you go through a drive thru and order what the car in front of you just ordered, with out knowing what they ordered.
It's a surprise everytime, by living randomly!
Go to a McDonald's or Del Taco, simply order what the car in front of you ordered "I would like to have the same as the car in front of me". Then pull up and pay, and see what you got... It may perhaps be something you don't like, too much or too little, or just perfect.
Good times and banter with some (Drive Thru Roulette)
yaayy
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