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Rocco is a rabbit man who put carrots in peoples bum at 3 a.m. as a way to propose to rubyrube, some people call him the despicable rabbit. If you hear munching and crunching in your cupboard just know ỳ̴͓̄ǫ̶̽u ͈͋ ̴̘̀͛a ̭͇͗͒r ̰̿̓e ̦́ ̴̝̰̇̊t ͇̐ô̶͚̥o̵̞̟͑͐ ̬͋̈́l̴̯̊͐a̶̹͝t̴̪̯̅̇e ̧̢̀ ̵͍̘͋̉a ̙̮̉n̴̖̎ͅd̶̦́ ̶̞͖̔R̴͔͓̽ó̶̢͂ͅc ͖̫̆̊c ͒͜o ̱͓͝ ̝͗w ̭̎ị̵̭̔̈l̴̛͔l ̗̮̾͗ ̵̭͉͐ğ̴̤͐e̴̛̺̼t̵̜̜̒ ̶̡̤̂y̶̻͂o ̠̹̓̍u̴̲̒́ ̵̨͎́̍á̶̡͕n ͕̦̈̈́d ͓̳̈́̈́ ̵̡̱̊l̶̻̊ī̶͇v̶̤͝e ͖̬̏̈ ͑͋͜i̵̛̩n ̡̭̿s̶͉̒i ̗̘̊d ̖̈́̋e ̮̺̃̇ ̳͠y̶̹̺̐͋o ͉̋̓u ̪̾̕r̵̗̓ ̴̩̈́̕w ̠̣͆̕å̴̝̺̔l ̧̠̏l̴͚͓̑̀s̵͙̜̃.̴̗̍
Mf drinks every night, cute and pretty af, but drinks every fucking night like damn, give your liver some mercy. Also, he is absolutely obsessed with a mf named clementine.
“Russell Yearwood is dumber than a sweet potato”
A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth
Yo, I got green russelled last noght.
The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
You seemed to have gone through the pegs one on such as the “russel paradox”.
When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.
"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"
A form of expelling and therefore removing the leftover testosterone from a femboy by means of anger and rage
Pablooo, you’ve got Russell rage again!!