Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.
Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper
2nd Person - Thats what mole man said
Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.
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A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
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An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
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A phrase used when refering to a, hopefully, random joke
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a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such
your ugly thats not what your momma said last night
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If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor
Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?
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My mum said to ignore people lol
My mum said to ignore people lol
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