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Created after a penis enters a blue-waffle. A srivled up dick.
Purple Sausage
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another word for semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Dave shot off his sausage juice when Jen gave him a handjob.
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A very miniscule and inadequate object often mistaken for a penis.
German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.
'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.
A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
German sausage only comes in a small package.
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Masturbatory term.
See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"I was stroking the sausage today."
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the sexual act of facefucking someone and then shooting pepper spray in the eyes of the person doing the sucking. Then holding on for a long wild ride. Related to other sexual mishaps...such as houdini, dirty sanchez etc.
James Licata was getting head from a fat chick and quickly switched to a sausage and peppers....they were both hospitalized.
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A homosexual man.
Jack told me he's a sausage sailor last night. Got to say I wasn't surprised.
A gay guy riding a cock while his penis is going in circles
Sausage spin means a penis spins while having sex