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When having sex with a girl, right before you blow your load-pull out, punch her in the cunt, and blow in her mouth.
Last night I gave Jackie a screaming mimi and I know she will call me tomorrow.
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A guy is fucking a woman, the squeezes here tits really hard. Then when she screams you jam your cock into her mouth to shut her up.
She sounded like a screaming banshee, i had to shut her up.
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When you're sleeping with a girl on the beach and your junk falls out and you put it back in. She'll start screaming out of pain.
The royal czar gave that girl a screaming seagull in the French Riviera last month. She could be heard for miles.
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When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.
"I got on that girl on the beach last night." "Really? You give her the screaming pelican?" "Oh yeah."
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To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.
"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"
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to squeal, squiggle, giggle, enjoy, scream at your obsession. normally refers to celebrities but can also be used at books, anime characters etc. used alot in kpop.
person 1: omg yuri from snsd! *fan scream*
person 2: yeah alright calm down..
person 3: *fap fap fap*
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