The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.
Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."
Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."
Male ejaculate that has flavored added by the ingestion of spicy foods like hot peppers, Sriracha, or curry.
Would you like to come over to my place and try some of my organic taco seasoning? I've got enough to keep you covered.
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When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.
Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.
When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you
Turtle season is coming!
It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming
Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!
When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.