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Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.
Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.
said before getting up from your seat to do something else, this lasts forever and can only be called off by the person who called it in the first place. For this to work, the owner of the seat MUST still be seated while calling it, otherwise it has no effect
DSSAC can be said if watching a tv show you like and you want to save that along with your seat, this stands for dude save seat and channel
GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:i gotta take a piss, be right back. Dude save seat!
OTHER GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:k
GUY WITH REALLY BAD SEAT: damnit, i wanted that seat
When someone criticizes the way you Google something.
"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler
When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?
Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
A fine ass girl on the back of a dude's motorcycle.
Example: I'm looking for a new rear seat accessory after my last one fell off.
When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.
Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.
when people in the front of a car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being louder when sitting in the back.
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Dave: Hey Fred, how was your car journey here?
Fred: Absolute crap, Matt and Greg sat in the front and used front seat voices all the way here, I couldn't hear a thing!
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Mum: How are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a back seat driver?
Dad: Don't worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.
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