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To cum all over someone in the shower.
Damn! You should have seen how I Hydro seeded that bitch last night.
The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
A result of the prolonged engagement in Eye-Sex
Oh man, that eye sex was so rough with Shaina, I had sleepy seeds for weeks!
It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.
The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.
When you have a kidney stone and fuck a girl and it comes out whilst balls deep.
Wendy and I did some seed planting and she didn't even know it, she's gonna be confused when it comes out.
When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.
Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.