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a pic that a person takes of them self or with friends
BUT FIRST LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
the act of performing fellatio on one's self
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in
Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person
When someone is watching you, then poses for a selfie, back to you. The angle they're shooting from would place you directly in frame behind them. The area is otherwise empty, with far better backdrops. You, my friend, are a Selfie Target. This individual will likely upload to social media to poke fun.
I saw what she was up to, then shot two middle fingers to her phone camera. She turned around, expression of getting caught. "That's right, B*TCH! Don't Selfie Target me!"
Jerking off while driving
Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.
Jerking off while driving
Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.