Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving
(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
The act of inserting a digit into your partners anus and pulling out slightly to make what looks like a volcano to aid the use of a razor.
“Wife wanted a smooth ring piece and asked me if I’d help her ‘shave the volcano’”
Shaving the volcano
A traditional term used by a small group of people of a certain community, formal, for using an artifact that grasps the capability to grind a certain plant, which is oftenly inhaled in the form of smoking.
Excuse me, you charge a roach, and you shave the sheep!
Shaving sinks is a future term or slang name for the soldiers all over the world, who are suffering from war stress disorder also known as scooting around in the skatepark, or flatearth scientists, you know.
Nice that our skatepark has toilets, I ts nice to take a shit in the sk8park sometimes, but not today because i saw,,,,, shaving sinks with supreme razor
Can' t figure it out?
Tough luck, you're shaving Chewbacca mate!