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Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.
Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.
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If you Ctrl Shift QQ your boss computer,he'll fire you and you will say hahahahahahahaha
If he Ctrl Shift QQ your computer,he'll say that control , shift and q are too close together and you will say shift.
Hahahaha Control Shift QQ your computer
what firefox users press when they're gonna wank
damn i'm horny... let's watch porn *presses ctrl + shift + p*
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When you go Shift Key Crazy you capitalize every beginning letter of every word you type, or in other cases capitalize every other letter in a word.
Charles: "I just got an email from my girlfriend!"
Derek: "Damn she went shift key crazy, look at all those caps!"
Email: "Hey ChArlEs I ToTalLy LoVeD THe MoViE We SAw LaSt NIghT, I WoUld LoVe To SeE AnoTheR!!"
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Shift-Eye co-ordination. Depends on your ability to keep your ! as a ! and not a 1
Mainly, your ability to hold the shift button down.
(ZenRgy) vort, OMGOMGOMGCYBABBQ!!!1111one
· (Jedi_Vader20) kicks ZenRgy (Dodgy Shift-Eye Co-ordination there pal...)
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When someone gives a handjob to a passenger while driving.
"Dude, that bitch gave me an Amish Stick-Shift"
" That shit cray"
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The movement of money as it relates to economics and business. How money is attracted and revenues or profits are created in an ever-changing marketplace.
Ignoring MONEY SHIFTING means getting left out or left behind in a SURPLUS of ordinary, average, or out-dated. Search ECONOMIC SHIFTING or MONEY SHIFTING. "Money Shifting" is the new financial education on creating a better life, business, financial future, etc.
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