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A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.
Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."
1.when a negative and positive charge are applied to both nipples and shocked around 20 to 30 volts.
2. an intense electric therapy in which the nipples undergo an hardcore process that can be only be enjoyed by the kinkiest of nymphos.
"After we have sex, will you give me some REALLY good nipple shock torture"
"Beth, I got you that nipple shock torture kit for Christmas! And you thought that tit fucking was good! Wait till you feel this!!!"
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When you use the shocker in combination with something else, like the tongue.
shock combos are cool, he shocked me, then gave me the tongue twister
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When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.
I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!
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A chiefly Chezzie phrase (one that comes from Chesterfield, England) that can be used when something is sort of shocking.
Ben after sticking his finger in a socket: 'Well that gave a shock of a jip!'
Kyle after jumping into a cold pool: Bloody hell! That was cold enough to give a chuffin' shock of a jip!'
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The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.
K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.
At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.
"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"
I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.
dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!
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