During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.
Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!
doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.
Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!
When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.
Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?
When one receives a thigh massage, and the massage turns into a a tickle.
He was rubbing my thighs and got a little too close and I had to do the Shreveport shuffle.
The MGE shuffle is a tf2 term for when somebody who thinks that they are extremely good at the game (most likely scout mains) presses the A and D keys very quickly multiple times.
Person 1: 'That scout main was doing the MGE shuffle at me'
Person 2: 'Was he good at the game?'
Person 1: 'No I won 10-2'
Extreme editing of news to make it more favorable to Trump. To lie for trump; to spin at extreme rpms.
(Hannity after a new segment) I think that is a world record for Trump shuffles today, I need a shower.
The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.
I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.