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The little dance you do when you first get into bed and its freezing cold and you need to warm your spot up.
It was so cold last night I must have done and 5 min bed shuffle
The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.
You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.
when you hairs get stuck in yer japs eye so you shuffle about
yo i did a scrotum shuffle last night bro
Penguin shuffle.. when you try to walk with your pants around your ankles.
I was doing the Penguin shuffle after she pulled my pants down to give me a blowjob.
The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.
“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”
The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.
Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out
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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..